October 29, 2008

HOMELAND SECURITY, TSA, and Me




"Even the Catholic Church of the Middle Ages was tolerant by modern standards. Part of the reason for this was that in the past no government had the power to keep its citizens under constant surveillance. The invention of print, however, made it easier to manipulate public opinion, and the film and the radio carried the process further. With the development of television, and the technical advance which made it possible to receive and transmit simultaneously on the same instrument, private life came to an end." Part 2, Chapter 9, pg. 206
-- George Orwell, “1984”

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is a U.S. government agency that was created as part of the Aviation and Transportation Security Act passed by the U.S. Congress and signed into law by President George W. Bush on November 19, 2001. The TSA was originally organized in the U.S. Department of Transportation but was moved to the U. S. Department of Homeland Security in 2002.The agency is responsible for security (sic) in all modes of transportation.

VISITOR ANALYSIS
Referring Link
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=randall%20tessier&aq=f&oq=
Host Name
pnxuser1.tsa.dhs.gov
IP Address
129.33.119.12 [Label IP Address]
Country
United States
Region
Maryland
City
Pasadena
ISP
Ibm
Returning Visits
0
Visit Length
4 mins 28 secs
VISITOR SYSTEM SPECS
Browser
MSIE 6.0
Operating System
Windows XP
Resolution
1024x768
Javascript
Enabled



Dear TSA (Homeland Security Agency) “Kip”:

What follows is a reprint of my post from July 22, 2008. Since you were so kind to return today for an extended visit, I thought it only fitting that I express my deepest regards and profound gratitude for your thoughtful concern.

Best – Randall L. Tessier

Dear TSA:First, I’d like to thank that most esteemed branch of Homeland Security, the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) for visiting my blog yesterday with some frequency. Your, as well as many others, interest in my blog ensures the fact that my site will continue to enjoy its lofty status on Google’s search engine. It is also comforting to know your dot.gov oversight is ever vigilant in tracking subversive clowns such as I, who sow the seeds of intelligence among the subservient masses. It’s good that you perceive my feeble attempts to stamp out ignorance as a threat to the status quo. After all, the dissemination and perpetuation of fear and ignorance has been critical to the maintenance of your neo-conservative agenda. Keep up the good work.

Yours Truly – General Jack Ripper

PS: Always remember, little brother is watching.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There baaaack.